Friday, October 13, 2006

Oh me

I sent the query to the agent yesterday afternoon.

mr. delagar said I couldn't kill a chicken first and check its entrails b/c Jews didn't do that, it was forbidden by the Torah. You twerd, I told him, I was only messing anyway.

I ate some Xanax instead.

1 comment:

zelda1 said...

You need to cook up a whole chicken, right now. Take the pulley bone, which is the v shaped bone that comes from the top of the breasts, and clean it of meat, and then, put it above your living room door. Trust me, good luck. Go, do the chicken bone.